{"id":4668,"date":"2019-12-18T17:28:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-18T17:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/?p=4668"},"modified":"2019-12-18T17:28:22","modified_gmt":"2019-12-18T17:28:22","slug":"o-beast-mode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/2019\/12\/18\/o-beast-mode\/","title":{"rendered":"O-Beast Mode"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"535\" height=\"950\" src=\"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/55BAF159-324B-4F8E-B4A2-7830A081E3B5-535x950.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/55BAF159-324B-4F8E-B4A2-7830A081E3B5-535x950.jpeg 535w, https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/55BAF159-324B-4F8E-B4A2-7830A081E3B5-332x590.jpeg 332w, https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/55BAF159-324B-4F8E-B4A2-7830A081E3B5-768x1365.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/55BAF159-324B-4F8E-B4A2-7830A081E3B5.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>How dare you are, losers. Telling me I am fat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Obese, really? Jealous! I am beautiful,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you\u2019re not. Very jealous! You are just like a rat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>jumping, looking for a food. Really, I am a small<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>here in the USA.&nbsp;&nbsp;In Florida, I am<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>the angel. You better be good.&nbsp;&nbsp;We are hiring<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>people who wants the job so bad. Apply online!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What\u2019s the time? In Japan, Florida? The devil,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>he\/she is not allowed inside the paradise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You,&nbsp;&nbsp;you have to apply online! The job, really easy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you must catch python! Really! 50 dollars<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>per snake. Don\u2019t get eaten. It is always sunny<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>in Florida. You\u2019re rats, cornered, very jealous!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am beautiful, good, looking for a food.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"in Florida. You\u2019re rats, cornered, very jealous!\nI am beautiful, good, looking for a food.\n<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/2019\/12\/18\/o-beast-mode\/\"> [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4669,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4668"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4668"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4670,"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4668\/revisions\/4670"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vladgonzales.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}